Mordecai The Human
Yo dudeeee who's winning the follower war? You or Rigby?

Dude, I completely forgot about that!

I just asked him, but the thing ended Sunday.

I have 55 followers as of now though, but I’ve got no idea how many he has.

ask-me-marceline started following you

*Plays with him, doing ok. Suddenly gets a phone call* Huh? It's Jared! I can't belive he actully called! Mind if I get this Mordecia?

Huh, oh… Right, Jared. Sure. That’s what the pause button is for, haha… *Nervous laugh, as he pauses the game for her.*

eileenthehuman started following you

HEY RIGBY, YOU MAD???

mikerockksisawesome:

AWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

mikerockksisawesome:

AWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I was thinking mabey you could teach me some video games? They seem really stress releaving.

Oh, man, video games are TOTALLY stress relieving, you got to try them. *Takes her to the living room, where the game setup is.* Rigby isn’t around anyway, he’s off doing… Rigby things or something.

*He hands her the controller.* It’s, like, really easy, I mean, you just like… *And then he suddenly gets nervous.* You press those to move, and that to hit, simple, right? Here, I’ll plug up the second controller. *Plays with her.*

follow? i followed you.

No problem dude, I’ll always follow back upon request or interest. That’s the name of my game.

thefrysongsinger started following you

thefrysongsinger:

mordecaithehuman:

Sup, dude?

Not much. You?

Oh you know, just chilling after work, hitting up some babes, since you know, I’m just cool like that. *Hopes Margret isn’t anywhere in hearing distance, because he would totally not be able to say that as cool and calmly if she were*

mikerockksisawesome started following you

*Replace this with Mordecai and it is literally his reaction now to all these new followers.*

thepartygod started following you